What's Your Funny Story?

I'm so behind in my blogging, and I wanted to make sure I relayed the most recent funny stories I have for you.

When I was driving around the Twin Cities a few weeks ago, I happened to come across your typical family minivan. BUT, this was not your typical dark grey minivan...this one had red racing stripes down the middle of it
Really?
Why don't we leave the custom paint jobs to the performance vehicles.

While getting ready for work one morning this week, I hear song birds outside my window. How is it even possible that a bird can be chirping a "spring" song when it is -20 degrees. How?

I snorted snow this week. And no, that isn't some Chicago slang term for illegal substances. As I was walking to work one morning this week, it began to snow. And I'm talking about those big snowflakes that look like puffballs from the sky. When a gust of wind came up, these big puffball snowballs went straight up my nose. It surprised me so much, that I had to stop in my tracks a few times.

So what's your funny story? Post it now!